a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
The entire trilogy in just one scene.
I think my cars finally dead. Now it’s not even trying to crank anymore…maybe it’s the battery and I can squeeze some extra time out of this car.
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
nobody tell them anything
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
*Tells my mom I don’t want to co-sign on her getting a new car for 11k + that she really can’t afford atm anyways but still desperately wants (my car is breaking down, and i am currently trying to save for outright buying a new car when i still owe 3k on mine right now too and my step dads car is breaking down while her car works and is a perfectly good car that she just has to have the newer model for and wants to give her current car to my step dad which she is also still making payments on)
she runs an application with my name on it (and one with my step-dads) anyways even when i told her i really didn’t want it and i explained i didn’t want anymore debt because that will still go on my credit
she told me she doesn’t want bad credit either but she co-signed for me anyways (that was my first car, and it was only 4k and i definitely make my payments because i’m trying to have good credit)
thanks mom for being so inconsiderate, disrespectful and getting mad at me for saying no
and she said herself she can’t afford it but is going to try and won’t drop cable bill because ‘she needs it’ apparently and is talking about having me go part on paying the lights which i do not use hardly anything in my room
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
really upset about the death of Robin Williams :c almost cried when I heard it on the news today
he was one of my favorite people
you will be missed Robin <3